A shoe fetish me thinks!

My Gym instructor is an idiot! He annoys the hell out of me most of the time. Today more than anything. So here is my little revenge.

When I am training and he sings along to the music he ALWAYS makes up the words and sings what, and I quote, he "thinks are the next words that are coming"... Some of his little gems include;

"And it seems to me, you lived your life like a sandal in the sky.
Never knowing who to sing to, when the train went by."

"Roxanne, you don't have to put on your high heals."

"Beep bop a doodah she's a lady, beepop a doodah I don't mean racey"

"Unregrettable, that's what you are, unregrettable so near so far. That's why darling its incredible that some of us are so forgettable mumble mumble blah blah blah...."

"So good, so good I've got shoes" ba ba ba bamp

I kid you not!

This is a true story and one that can only happen in Israel!

A friend went into his local supermarket. He arrived at the toiletries isle to find a guy standing there shirt open using one of the roll-on deodorants on his armpits. He returned the deodorant to the shelf, buttoned up his shirt and walked away.

Bucket to puke in if you please...

Matisyahu to win American Idol 6

Okay so maybe not to win American Idol! But I did think this interview in the Times was worth reading. I particularly like this bit.

Of course, there have always been Jewish performers in rock, from Bob Dylan to the Beastie Boys, but few as overt or as orthodox as Matisyahu. Now that Madonna has transformed the Talmudic mysteries of kabbalah into an off-the-peg celebrity cult, some media commentators are even hyping a new generation of cool Jewish rockers, citing novelty acts with names such as 50 Shekel and 2 Live Jews. But Miller winces at notions of a unified “Hebe hop” or “Hasid house” movement

I think PP and I should start our own new "Hebe-hop" band called "Habanot" our first album will be "Give it back"

with the title song - "It's only Land"

Other hits will be...

"Fell Between the Chairs (not the cracks)"

"Straight Straight until the End"

"On the Face"

..more to come